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dietcondoms:

what if everytime u got nervous you yodelled

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

mallomallo:

randomly remembering an inside joke you have with yourself 

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7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

the-minecraft-funnies:

officialscud:

why is this an option

Just in case you wanna go for a lil swim

the-minecraft-funnies:

officialscud:

why is this an option

Just in case you wanna go for a lil swim

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off